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MCDONALD's IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FALL OF AMERICAN SOCIETY
ADHD, ADD, IMPULSIVITY, The generation of entightlement, the age of instant gratification!
Where did it all start? with McDonald's. you all remember. When when were growing up. McDonald's milkshakes were MCDONALDS MILKSHAKES! And the straws SUCKED. (Or more accurately, they DIDNT Suck... cause they were cheap straws.) Cheap straws and thick milkshakes meant that "The greatest Generation" had to grow up knowing how to take a lot of effort for a reward. But then McDonald's wimped out. They watered down their milkshakes and improved their straws. Now, earning that sweet chocolate is far too easy.
Can you beat that?
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